Yo dawg, check it. I like to speak gangster and I'm a little white girl...my sense of humor airs on the side of the inappropriate...I love photography and I have no idea what my life is going to look like tomorrow...
I don’t see the point of showering for the hell of it. In fact, showering because you “feel gross” really shouldn’t be a reason either. Because, if you feel like that now, chances are, you will feel more like that in a little bit; therefore one shower could take off more grossness, rendering the one shower more efficient. So, wait as as long as possible.
A Story About My Bros.
It seems like as a ghey, you’re only allowed to have two kinds of bros: (a) the straight bro, who you are undoubtedly and relentlessly trying to “turn” and, (b) the gay bro who you’re fucking and/or in love with. Actually, the idea of having “bros” as a ghey is pretty unorthodox itself; we don’t have bros, we have “girlfriendz” or shopping buddies or fuck buddies or something else that is constructed to make everyone believe that we’re all as vapid and shallow as Will & Grace wanted you to believe.
(Note: I am vapid and shallow, but that’s my mother’s fault for giving me everything I ever asked for.)
r3d:
25 of the photos from this year’s contest. They’re cool.
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
i’ll give you one good reason to come home.
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