December 2009
2 posts
I don’t see the point of showering for the hell of it. In fact, showering because you “feel gross” really shouldn’t be a reason either. Because, if you feel like that now, chances are, you will feel more like that in a little bit; therefore one shower could take off more grossness, rendering the one shower more efficient. So, wait as as long as possible.
A Story About My Bros.
avedanke:
It seems like as a ghey, you’re only allowed to have two kinds of bros: (a) the straight bro, who you are undoubtedly and relentlessly trying to “turn” and, (b) the gay bro who you’re fucking and/or in love with. Actually, the idea of having “bros” as a ghey is pretty unorthodox itself; we don’t have bros, we have “girlfriendz” or shopping buddies or fuck buddies or something else that...
sick pics →
National Geographic's International Photography... →
r3d:
drinkyourjuice:
25 of the photos from this year’s contest. They’re cool.
fmylife:
Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML
i'll give you one good reason to come home.
(via rockettothesun)
August 2009
5 posts
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– APennyForYourThoughts.
May 2009
36 posts
starbucks eavesdropping
elderly woman: you must really love her.
young man: I do. She's amazing.
elderly woman: well then handsome, treat that lady well and make her happy.
young man: oh, I will. My life is dependent on her laughter.
I hope someone will say that about me : )
Regrets
I don’t regret anything. I do not wish to return to “Us” to say anything to you. I don’t think I left with anything remaining in me…I have nothing left to give to you. I’m not sorry, I’m not wrong. I don’t regret the time I spent with you, but now, I am so happy I will no longer spend any more time with you. The chapter in my life with you is...
10 things your parents never told you about...
dirtywhite:
girlwithabird:(via thelovelybones alwaysonaledge fuckyeahheychris)
1. everyone is a resource, steal knowledge whenever possible. 2. manipulation is not only an art form but an essential and invaluable life skill. practice helps you understand the human perspective. 3. experience as much as possible. you never know if you’ll like a finger in your ass until you try. 4. never finish...
Best pickup line from last night...
gangers:
Drunk Dude: Hi
Me: Hi
Drunk Dude: Did you know that Pluto’s not a planet anymore?**
Me: Ummm, wow, no, I don’t think i knew that.
Drunk Dude: Yea, its not.
Me: Is that bad?
Drunk Dude: Of course it’s bad! I fuckin loved Pluto!
(**Pluto was demoted because it does not dominate it’s neighborhood. Apparently, the solar system is a lot like The Wire)
Watchemilymayamills:
Remember this one?
SO funny.
Disgustingly Amazing
I’m talking about Chef Boyardee from the can. So gross…yet so wonderful in my mouth…
Its funny that you start eating things in college that you used to pack for lunch in the 2nd grade. Ha, funny.
Mothers and Technology
Me: Okay...now when I go back to school, we can video chat...just look into there and you'll see me
Mom: That is going to be so weird...watching you as you type.
Me: No, Mom.
Mom: Ohhhh...we dont have to type to each other? We just....talk?
Fun Fact: Vaginas are beautiful....Balls are...
(via mikeypizzle)
Ok, I'm Ashamed To Say This:
avedanke:
The other night I listened to Taylor Swift. That song with Steven from Laguna Beach. Remember him? Well, the point is I listened to her and that’s like half a step up from Miley Montana. What is happening to me ya’ll?
you just said y’all. Lets focus on this more than on Taylor Swift.
Virginia-Absolute Genius
So my 18 page paper analyzing Virginia Woolf’s novel, Orlando, is almost done. However, I have done so much analysis, I’m starting to confuse myself. This paper is so complex, I dont even understand it, and I’m writing it! And I’m only me, I’m no Virginia. Props to the V for being able to figure herself out…I’m trying, and I’m confused. She is,...
“I don’t like it when people see me smoke. It makes me feel like a slut.”
– Mima
“Business majors don’t learn anything. They don’t do anything. What...”
– Mims
Peltz: I think they put something in my aurora instead of cleaning it...
Me: You do know its an "aura" not an "aurora" right?
Peltz: Ohhhh
“Pain is temporary, GPA is forever.
(Ew. I hate finals).”
Me: Itll be like the sisterhood of the traveling hat.
Peltz: Awww...I've never been in a sisterhood before!
April 2009
62 posts
